2b r not 2b,

That iz teh ?,

If u shud put up with

Bad breaks and no gl

Or try a ninja move,

And bust up harry.

If u die, u just reroll,

Right? Or end up at the reclaim,

Nuthin to it, m8.

But w8. Sumthin tellz me

It might not be that simple.

What if - just if -

You'd wake up someplace bad,

Someplace evil,

Someplace like...

RL?

That's why the old hang on,

I bet, cuz everybody's scared

Witless

Of finding out there's no more

Levelling

And uv lost all ur

XP.

So we just think

About it long enough, it makes us

Ante up and pay the nxt month's fee,

Instead of risking waking up in some

Disgusting afterlife that looks like

The Miracle Mile. :(

Hey, lookathere and smileys,

Here comes my gf Feelie,

cucu, m8.