Pubs
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Getting a drink in a busy pub is one of the hardest tasks known to man. But there are three essential things to do which will ensure you get served.
1. Be bigger than the person next to you. This automatically means you will get served. Thus when choosing where to line up at the bar, stand next to a small person.
2. Wave money at the barman. This technique has been tested by scientists: they proved that you are more likely to get served if the barman knows you have enough money to pay for your drink. Also, the bigger the note, the more chance there is of the barman getting a free drink out of it.
3. Flirt outrageously with the barman/woman. Sex is not important here: the person who gets served first is the one who manages to get the barman/woman's attention. Feel free to wink seductively, show off a bit of leg, or any other bit of anatomy that you think will attract their attention.
1. Be bigger than the person next to you. This automatically means you will get served. Thus when choosing where to line up at the bar, stand next to a small person.
2. Wave money at the barman. This technique has been tested by scientists: they proved that you are more likely to get served if the barman knows you have enough money to pay for your drink. Also, the bigger the note, the more chance there is of the barman getting a free drink out of it.
3. Flirt outrageously with the barman/woman. Sex is not important here: the person who gets served first is the one who manages to get the barman/woman's attention. Feel free to wink seductively, show off a bit of leg, or any other bit of anatomy that you think will attract their attention.
