Do you want to make your world a better place? Would you like to see the best of any situation? If so, you need to know the secret of 'Perview'.
What is Perview?
Perview is a recently rediscovered art thought to have orginated in Broadstairs. While it can take many years to master, it is essentially a very straightforward technique for visualising any situation through a perverted mind-lense.
It works thusly:
- Analyse the situation
- Imagine it as on orgy
The Traffic Jam
Analyse the traffic jam, and the participants thereof, then use your mind-lense to picture them participating in a big, al-freso orgy.
The Job Interview
Analyse the panel and use your mind-lense to picture them engaged in an office-based orgy, possibly using your experience of office Christmas parties to enhance your mind-lense's abilities.
The Football Match
Analyse the players and the crowd then, using you mind-lense, picture the lot of them having a 20,000 strong, stadium based orgy. Try not to focus on the balls for they can be distracting.
You will soon see that mastery of your mind-lense and the technique of Perview will enhance your life no end.
Right, I'm off to buy shares in Kleenex.