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egon Started conversation Jun 16, 2004
Surely you, the intelligent, witty, discerning Post readers must be able to think of somer. if so, then feel free to let us know of any we've not included. Although I defy anyone to beat "make her sick of your Rhymin, Simon" or "push her out of your plane, Wayne"
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Mol - on the new tablet Posted Jun 17, 2004
Oh, I have had a fun day today with this one ... here are a few more:
Take back your ring, Bing
Sell the tale to the press, Tess
Hire a competent lawyer, Toyah
Flick him the ‘v’s, Louise
Take all the cash you can carry, Harry
Say you’re terminally ill, Bill
Sell her clothes in a sale, Dale
Say you’re terribly sorry, Laurie
Do it by text, Rex
Tie him up with spaghetti, Betty
Go on Ricki Lake’s show, Flo
Tell him it’s floppy, Poppy
Reveal you’re not frigid, Brigid
Hit him right on the chin, Min
Relocate to Brazil, Phil
Say you’ve changed gender, Brenda
Spend all night on hootoo, Lou
Take his brand new Rolls Royce, Joyce
Run away to the Navy, Davy
Say “It’s over; I’m glad,” Brad
Get Max Clifford to phone, Joan
Reconfigure his printer, Araminta
Thanks for indulging!
Mol
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Mol - on the new tablet Posted Jun 19, 2004
Go prang his Laguna, Una
Mol (stuck in a traffic jam earlier today)
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