h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh yeah... and somebody please remember to bring a bottle opener. There's nothing less dignified than having to open a beer bottle by smashing it against a tree.

I'm bringing, so long as I don't forget; my lodgers 'waiters mate', or whatever the badger its called; has corkscrew, bottle opner, and a little knife; plus I've always got a beer bottle opner on my keyring which attached to my jeans

Waiter's friend, is what it's called 2legs

Something like that... something like 'welders plate' .... or 'builders gait'.... or 'fishers date'.... yes, thats the one Waiters mate I used to have one myself but lost it round someones house, and well, I think they liked it and kept it.... I'd have got another but as lodgers got one.... I musten* loose it though at the meet, as lodeger is away at the moment and back Sunday.... I drank red wine a while ago Sunday night, after drinking lots of beer in the pub, I had quite a hang over the next morning, which is unusual for me... I looked in the wine celler (dedicated wine cupboard in utility room) to see that I'd drunk two bottles of wine that night, not one and I can't* drink too* much Saturday, as I'm up early Sunday traveling to Bristol, Actually... might have to pack Saturday night for that if I don't get round tuit tomrrow

Ok the Sex on the Beach jelly is made, the sausage and cheese & onion rolls are cooked, the tortilla chips, twiglets and cheeselets are hidden from Alex and a bottle of strawberry fizz is unopened ATM, also bringing paper cups and knives forks and spoons and a picnic blanket

Sounds a lot to carry I'm going to try to bring just the one bag, the cool bag.... If however, I put all the guiness in it, it will be full, and won't be no room for bread rolls and cheese and ham Hmm, well, if it isn't too hot, guess I could sling the bread rolls in my rucksack with Badger, and still bring all the beer

I've got a big rucksack which will I hope will hold as much as possible and I'm bringing Leo the Lion as a mate for Meetbadger

Looking at the case of beer/guiness, I think I'll probably end up putting it in my rucksack, and the food stuff in the cool bag of course, if there is any guiness left, I can put it in teh cool bag, to drink on the train on the way home Oh goody, a play-mate for meetbadger