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The Kingdom in the Pines
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Started conversation Nov 30, 2000
The Kingdom of Balwyniti, presided over by the King and his Queen, Alien (U113305), is a Kingdom for those who like things a little bit different. Ever wanted to play mini-golf with Hamsters? Hurtle along an escalator whilst being drenched in 
and rained on by ? Search through the forest for the lost ruins? Then come to the Kingdom where oddity abounds, where the crocodiles roam free (when they aren't busy eating the hamsters) and the shovel is the accepted weapon of self-defence....or attack, if you happen to prefer....applications being accepted for subjects, nobles, and even royalty if you happen to do something particularly odd....
http://www.h2g2.com/A446078
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Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit Posted Dec 9, 2000
You have been added.
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 9, 2000
Thanks....btw, it's oj, not beer...
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Blatherskite the Mugwump - Bandwidth Bandit Posted Dec 10, 2000
I stand corrected, and now, so does the ad. Must have been a Freudian slip. 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Dec 11, 2000
Otherwise known as wishful thinking...
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