h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You seem to have (at your peril) neglected to mention h2g2's evil syndicate, STUMPED (http://www.h2g2.com/A316658) and their arch-nemesis, the super-hero conglomeration of CHOPPERS (http://www.h2g2.com/A380396)

I trust you to remember these in the near future,
Otherwise, as super-villians, we cannot insure that very bad things will not happen to you in the near future... he he he...

Would you care to write an advertisement for them? The information provided is... uhh... sketchy at best. And I can't possibly be coerced into writing them for you, as I have the invincible power of Inertia at my side.

STUMPED(A316658), evil genius Krylma Leader(U147252) presiding:

STUMPED stands for "Sinister Thinkers Unleashing Multifarious Pernicious Evil Deeds", this is essentially a haven for thieves, villians, and generally any wrongdoers of all sorts. We supply the only thing H2G2 does not currently have: Crime! Just ask yourself: "Does my H2G2 nickname at all imply evil or craziness? Have I ever plotted something? Do you ever think of the perfect ploy to subdue those superheroes on TV or comic books? Do you find yourself watching cartoons just to take notes on the villains? Do you think you'd have fun being evil?" If you answered yes, no, or even maybe to any of these, you should seriously consider joining!

CHOPPERS Superhero League (A380396), leader Vestboy (U45662) presiding:

Sworn to protect the innocents of H2G2 from evil, this League of Superheroes calls upon various superpowers to foil crime and mischief wherever it occurs. So if you're vaguely heroic, have a theme tune, enjoy wearing your underwear above your tights or just plain have some spare time, join CHOPPERS(Certified Heroes Opposed to Perilous Pernicious Evil Rats from STUMPED) today!

Thank you both. I also appreciate the way you wrote them... made my job a bit easier. Both clubs have been added.

no problem

any time