Dealing with Computers

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1.Press switch usually labelled "on".
2.Start program you want to use.
3.If an error occurs,swear untill you have a headache.
4.If problem persists, beat computer vigourosly.
4.If error is not fixed,call tech support and tell them thier a bunch of gits.
5.If not fixed, get out a magnum and shoot at computer repeatedly.
6.When you calm down and realize you shot your £1,400 computer, go to shop and ask for a refund.
7.If they say no, hit store clerk(Hard)and demand to see the manager, then hit him.
8.Leave(hopefully feeling satisfied).

Untill then, have a nice day:-) ><> :-) ><> :-)

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