A Conversation for And Why Did I Cook a Pepperoni Pizza for the Lads Which Ended Up Smelling of Aniseed??
OMG THE ART OF COOKING!!
little imaginary friend Started conversation Jun 2, 2004
WELL NOW THEN ITS EASY TO COOK 
3 EASY STEPS TO COOKING........
1ST PICK UP THE PHONE.....
2ND ORDER THE DESIRED MEAL & THE RIGHT AMOUNT
(NOT FORGETTING TO GIVE YOUR ADDRESS TO THE LITTLE MAN ON THE FORMENTIONED PHONE).
3RD WHEN SAID FOOD ARRIVES,DISH UP INTO EQUAL PORTIONS & SERVE,SIT DOWN & ENJOY 
(NOT FORGETTING TO HIDE ALL PACKAGING & EVIDENCE OF A TAKEAWAY) A REAL HOME MADE CURRY 
NOW EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU CAN COOK WITHOUT
EVER KNOWING THE TRUTH
THIS IS A FOOLPROOF WAY OF GETTING EVERYONE FED WITHOUT ENDING UP AT A&E 
OMG THE ART OF COOKING!!
Emmiee Posted Jun 7, 2004
Why didn't I think of that? Second thoughts, don't answer that. It's all in the name tee hee xx
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