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I, Edna P. Smithflinger, being of sound mind and unstrung cello,

hereby bequeath the following items upon family, friends, and enemies.

To my husband Sherman, I bequeath 14 shillings and a bus token. If you had been taken up with prostitutes, I would have approved and even helped pay for them. Since you chose to cavort with amateurs and contracted at least four STDS, conveying only one of them to me before I cut you off from conjugality for refusing to shave your feet, I also bequeath to you a package of barbed wire condoms...



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