h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I EvilClaw Caught the fish

*glares at the cat*

Come on, cough it up. There's only one fish and no-one else can play if you're just going to eat it like that.

*hands him a trophy*

Here is your trophy most esteemed Fishcatcher




You will be added to the list..... now.

Reminds me of the game Monkey Island. You have to find the Legnedary Lost Treasure of Melee Island (TM) and when you find it theres a plaque that says "take only one, leave some treasure for others to find" because the treasure was a "I found the legendary lost treasure of melee island (tm) and all i got was this stupid tshirt" tshirt.

*coughs up the fish*

Is monkey island the one where you fight with amusing and cutting wit?

Yes. Furthermore, the insult fighting insults were written by Orson Scott Card.

What platform's it on? Is it on any of the PSs?

Er... probably... I've only played the computer version...

PC, eh? Cool.

*coughs*

*throws a tomato*

I'm covered in sauce !

Mwah ha haaaa

*pauses*
*looks predatorially at Evil*




*eats him*

Wow. Shes much bigger on the inside. *lights a torch* Now lets see if theres a non-icky way out of here.

I am like unto the tardis

*swallow a cupboard to narnia*

*CLONK on the head*

*snickers*

*coughs*

*looks worried*

*goes down on all fours and starts choking*

*coughs up a cupboard and Evilclaw sized hairball*

Mew?

Mphrlsk? *gets up* I'm covered in vomit...

Don't worry.

*throws him in the fish pond*

Careful the doesn't catch you! He's a bit vengeful.

... Hes gnawing on my toes...

Careful. Once he has a taste for you....