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I caught the fish
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 7, 2005
Don't worry. He's just being affectionate. He doesn't usually take to people that fast.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 7, 2005
He is using my small intestine to play jump rope with Satan now.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 7, 2005
*sniffs jealously*
Well whos the little favourite.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 7, 2005
I don't mind telling you that the pain is excruitingly mind blowing.
I caught the fish
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 7, 2005
That's right! That's right! Rub it in why don't you?! Well I can see I'm not wanted anymore.
I caught the fish
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 7, 2005
I can't feel anything anymore... and now my vision is fading... can you... do something for me when .... I'm gone? ... I need... you ... to put.... another dollar... in the parking .... meter...
I caught the fish
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 7, 2005
*turns out pockets*
Sod that!
*hauls him out by the scruff of the neck and dusts him down, reaffixing his leg with sticky tape*
Do it yourself!
I caught the fish
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 7, 2005
I'm missing 73% of my internal organs.
I caught the fish
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 7, 2005
*squirts polyfiller into him*
There. That'll sort you out.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 7, 2005
Yeah, you're fine. Fine and dandy.
Have a chocolate.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 7, 2005
Okay... that was a little weird... usually near death experiences are more emotionally impacting, ya know?
I caught the fish
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 8, 2005
*sniggers*
Oh come on.
*drops a piano on her head, goes flat as a pancake then shakes herself out again*
Near death experiences are once a minute things. Death experiences now, those are more emotionally impacting.
I caught the fish
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 8, 2005
Technically, you die each time you're between heart beats.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 8, 2005
Technically, you die each time you're beheaded.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jul 8, 2005
Not neccesarily true. THere was a chicken that lived with its head cut off for several months. Then it choked to death on a piece of food.
I caught the fish
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 8, 2005
*blinks*
I could believe it. That happened to me once you know. But I found it in the end.
I caught the fish
Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jul 8, 2005
No. The chicken.
I love it when things don't make any sense at all 
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