The Alien and the Bitty Bat
As inspired by 'The Owl and the Pussycat' by Edward Lear.
The Alien and the Bitty Bat went to sea
In a beautiful purple-sheen boat
They took some tea
And plenty of Greeh
All wrapped in a wolf-skin coat.
The Alien looked up to the stars above
And sang as he played his violin
'Oh Batty, oh Batty, oh Batty my friend
What a lovely deity you are
What a lovely deity you are!'
Batty said to the Alien, 'You remind me of Deucalion.
How charmingly sweet you play
But the hour is nigh
When the Greeh runs dry
So here we cannot stay.'
They sailed without barf for a hour and a half
To the land where the Greeh tree grows
And there in a wood a great Greeh bush stood
With bottles of Greeh in the hedgerows
With bottles of Greeh in the hedgerows.
'Dear bush, are you willing to sell for one shilling
your Greeh?' Said the bush, 'I will.'
So they took it away and were drunk the next day
By the house of the synthetic squirrel who lives on the hill
They dined on Brie, drank plenty of Greeh
With a hobo by the name of Bill.
And hand in hand by the sound of the band
They danced the whole night through
They danced the whole night through.