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I've always beena fan of that Roger Miller...

Are you insinuating that it should be spelled with an 'a', cheeky?

A fallacy, sadly. I think the tabloids started spelling it like that to avoid Cameroon-footballer-sixties-MOR-singer confusion.

B

Well, it *is* spelt with an A in the article, i were just being silly.

I was fairly certyain the odd spelling was original but then, i don't know. Apparently he may have been older than the 42 he claimed to be when he scored in the 94 world cup. The Cameroonian footballer that is, not the singer.


Cameroon swings like a pendulum do
Lentils on bicycles two by two
Chorizo sausage, the tin of chick peas
The rosy red cheeks are master B's

See, i told you- just me being slightly silly.

Are you ratted?

At 7 in the evening?

B

Heavens, what would make you think that?

No, no, no, I'm just sleep-deprived and overly-caffeinated

shazz

*hands on hips*

And what are *you* laughing at?