h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, anarchy in my case is supporting groups on bringing about the end of the world. That probably explains why on my bedroom door there is a poster of demonstrators wearing boards saying "THE END IS NIGH" and you'll find exactly the same thing in my school folder and it's also written on the front of my homework diary, along with the Y2K bug causing chaos.
I am honoured that you have provided a link to my guide entry. That's cool. I'm now gonna check out that link "HOW DARE THEY CALL US YOUNG", WELL, ONCE MY MUM COMES OFF THE PHONE.

AND THERE SHOULD BE MORE OAK TREES!

Ok, here's the plan.
I'll go off to the Frink's Drinks security post, and start causing chaos in the name of young people's rights and trees.
Interested? Say so and I'll drop a link.

Yeah, okay. Why not?

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24128&thread=36973

Nobody's blown our cover, yet! Keep fighting for the cause!

Cool, I thought this was for people under 15. Can I tell Ally S. and Jeni X as they are my bezzie mates also aged 14. I won't do so until you say I can.
I'll check out that link. Sounds cool. Go on causing anarchy, it's cool.

I'm meant to be on Internet leave, so I can't do much anarchy for three weeks.
So, of course, invite your friends!
However, I'd recommend emailing them as we don't want anyone sussing us out do we? Keep it covert and that, ok? Cheerzen.

Of course, if I'm on 'net leave, I can't keep you lot in line, can I? Who knows what sort of mischeif you'd get up to in my abscene...

Why are you on 'net leave? A week is too long for me, let alone 3 weeks!!!
Yeah, I always e-mail Ally S. and Jeni X. Thing is Jeni's probably killing me for not killing Dale off in her ER story I wrote for her. I only did it 'cos she threatened to put some very personal secrets about me on h2g2......

Hmmm, is this what you lot were talking about at your partay?
Go on, get 'em invloved anyway!

btw the internet leave is more like me getting people who ask me to visit places to dump links right in front of me, rather than have me look for 'em. I neglect a couple of forums here as well, and never look at the front page.

Yes, that is what we were talking about at the partay. Thing is Jeni broke the agreement that she wouldn't say anything. Nothing I can do now, but if she mentions names she really will be goin' down bigtime!!!!!
I also never look at the front page. I always go straight to my user page. Oh yeah, that's not fair, I've seen your page, and you know GuideML or HTML? That's just not fair!
Oooh, Shim's just e-mailed me and he's told me to tell you that he's never been into Iron Maiden but his favourite band at the moment is VAST.

I can never keep up with what you and your friends say. I just keep out of it and leave you all to it, cos it's none of my business.

I virtually taught myself GuideML and HTML over the 3-and-a-bit months I've been at h2g2. I had virtually no help from anyone at h2g2 when I started out. Ginger The Feisty tried to help me with my counter but I just couldn't work it.
Actually, to start with I had a few people at my homepage who became big names soon after. They didn't stay with me for long though, facsists!
And, actually, earlier today I was giving help to somebody who wanted a counter. How times change!!!

Hmm, you and Shim and brother and sister but he still emails you. Who are Vast?
I noticed your friends haven't turned up. I need to organise some new action for the three of us.

Nah, you don't have to keep out of it! Just say you're on my side an it'll keep me happy!
The only way I can talk to Shim is by e-mail. Try phoning his landline phone or his mobile they're always on the answer phone. Well, I'm getting my mobile phone soon and my parents are telling me it's not worth it because no-ones gonna call me on it. Ally S. said she will, and so will Jeni and Nat.
I'm surprised Jeni hasn't found this place yet. Ally S is only on-line on Sunday's which probably explains why we hear from her not very often. She phoned me earlier. I phoned Jeni earlier and you so should've heard the way she screamed "Carter's gone!!!" It was so funny and so girly! If she see's what I've written, she's gonna kill me. Bad enough I've already upset her that I'm not gonna give her these pics of Nick Carter as I think he looks too nice to give away! He's 6 years older than us, but Jeni doesn't care. Well, my favourite member of Westlife is only 4 years older than me! That's quite good!

Oooh, not another taking sides situation! I'll end up roadkill!

And, hey, yet another example of matters I have no clue in!
Who the hell is Nick Carter? And Westlife isn't my musical taste. Not quite heavy metal is it?

Erm, it's Iron Maiden's Adrian Smith's birthday in two weeks. He'll be 43! Which is 29 years older than me!

Yer right Westlife aren't heavy metal! They're quite the opposite, they do ballads and stuff.
Nick Carter is from the Backstreet Boys. He's the youngest one of them and for teenage girls like Jeni X and meself, he's darn good lookin'! Backstreet Boys (or as most people call them BSB) have had a few hits that are almost heavy metal. You should listen to their last hit, "Larger Than Life" as that is very cool. Don't bother listening to their new one, "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely", it's so mellow that you want to cry, except I like the line "There's no control, are you with me now". But you really should hear Larger Than Life, it's the type of song with electric guitars and stuff, and there's a load of "yeee haarrrr"ing at the beginning, like a cow-boy. And you can't blame them if they're from the USA.

I can. Bloody American sell-outs. They're only in the music biz for your money. And it makes me sick. Sick to think that the music scene is dominated by bands like them. Milking their fans for 15 mins of fame.

Sounds like a riot's on cue

BSB have been in the music biz for 5 years now, and they have more than enough money to give up. It's just they don't want to. They did say that they would do it for free!
Don't let Jeni X hear what you said about American's, she'll kill you!

Ha, let her! And I'll set my friend's ex-girlfiend on her! Kat-fight!

Eric Clapton has been in the biz for at least 37 years.
Iron Maiden have been in it for 24.

Admittantly, it has been easier for Clapton as he became famous vey quickly, so it wasn't hard for his bands to get record deals. Unlike the initial 4-year slog for Maiden.
Now, you may be tempted to sit back and say "what a load of old codjers, they need pensions!" But these dudes have experience. They know what real music is. Don't mess with them.

Ah...I feel like targeting the Armoa Cafe. One of the busiest places on h2g2...

I keep away from those-my computer hasn't got the most memory in the world!
I respect people who've been in business for that long, they must be popular to keep going!

what we do is start a new thread, and smash up the place until somebody notices. this time we'll try to give it amn innoculous title, something other than Anarchy In The UK. and this time we'll try not to get boged down in it. Whaddya say?

Ok you two, do the wall street shuffle down to:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26140&thread=41768
That means you as well Bluebottle!