Curse
Created | Updated Mar 4, 2005
This curse is only directed at people who have purposely annoyed/offended Joanna or Dancing Ermine in some way.1
It is a warning, to say please do not do it again.
CURSE
Bad things shall happen to you, oh thou who maketh us displeased.
May fire alarms and burgler alarms disturb your sleeping hours
May crashing computers disturb your waking hours
May your food be burned
May your forums take forever to load
May all your guide entries be rejected
May you never work out the intricacies of GuideML
May your ISP be always too busy
May your browser crash continually
May your InBox be plagued with spam mail
May all your forgotten forums be resurrected in your absence
May you never reach the front page with having the most active articles
May your symlposts never be noticed
May your way be strewn about with sharp stones and branches
May there be nasty weather during all your free time
May someone set a trap for you and skin you, if you DARE cross me again.
You have been warned
Thank you for your time.
1If you just came here by coincidence, you may as well leave now.
