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*Thurin tries to smile in a friendly way, but this doesn't quite work due to the excessive size of his canine teeth, instead it merely makes him look hungry*

[Thurin] Anything else we should know? Any other private armies camped out here? Any evil sourcerers trying to conquer the place? Anyone seen either Lady Shaylar or Lady Lumien?

[Guard] Lady Shaylar and Lady Lumien are in the Guild Hall, I think, sir.

[Lieutenant] When she returned, Lady Elandra took charge of the city. No one else would.

[Guard] Aye. She's head of the Guild, and Imardin, now. *To Alanna* You can find Lady Elandra in the Palace, miss. You'll have to stable your horse first, though.

Thank you.

*rides into city*

*Thurin continues to grin, but not in a friendly way*

[Thurin] Oh is she? Is she really? We better be going then I guess.

*Thurin and the other two ride away a short distance*

[Thurin] Right, first things first. We ride to the palace, find Elandra tell her to relinquish the thrown and if she refuses we cut her into itty bitty pieces. Anyone want to add anything?

[Wolf] I'd like to take out the itty bitty pieces bit. It's not that I particularly like her. However I would like to avoid a war.

[Ulrik] And what will happen if she refuses to relinquish the thrown and we let her both live and stay ruling here?

[Wolf] Yes but then it will be her actions which start it, not ours.

*Still muttering amongst them selves they make their way back to Wolf and Thurin's house*

*bounds in with a sack over one shoulder and his wolfhound familiar Bran trailing alongside, he stops and waits for the others*

*Walks out the gate.*

Tooramasaki.

*A zombie unicorn emerges from the earth.*

So. How long do you think we shall have to wait for?

*looks at the unicorn*

That is a little unusual... possibly very unusual.

*Straps on his bow onn his back and sets his staff by his side*

Not long, we wait for Tom and head ofr Kalsho, we're not heading for the outpost just the surrounding forrest, a scouting mission if you will. Oh and a bit of medical help to the local wildlife.

*tom turns up, with a kipsack full of stuf*
sorry im a bit late got lost, we off now?

Yah I rekon so.

Ready Kazinizhi?

Alright let's go.

*Jumps on the unicorn and gallops off.*

*Wolf arives and heads, purposefully across to the caretaker*

[Wolf] You there, caretaker, I would like a word with you

<*Ahem* is Thurin going to raise himself soon>

*Cú points to Tom*

Me or him, he is my apprentice.

Yeah, if its me im sorry i went off like that i was in a rush

*Wolf looks shocked*

[Wolf] Your aprentice? I return home for a few months and you gain an aprentice? What rank are you now then? Oh and I was going to introduce myself, I'm Wolf von Altwelt, while Lord Wolsey is away I'm the ranking Caretaker in the city.

Getting my adept badge after this mission, got to check out some goings on around kalsho.