h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I loved that!

This one takes some figuring out... I actually did a complete translation once when I was bored, so if you want it...



As I 2.54 centimetred my way along the ledge, I could feel my head 0.454 kilogramming with fear that I might fall like a 6.35 kilogramme to the 0.914 metres below. I paused a 12.7 kilogramme of the way along with one 30.5 centimetre 5.03 metred precariously on a short 5.03 metres projecting from the wall.

0.142 litres would be a 1.61 kilometres away by now but anyway I had no 1.29 grammes about her, as I'd had that 4.55 litres my mind for far too long.

I summoned every 28.2 grammes of strength, grasped a rusty 20.1 metre with both 10.2 centimetres and slid to the ground. I could hear a hen nearby 9.10 litring at some loose 0.0648 grammes. Once down, I tried to 1.83 metres why our plan had misfired, what was the 20.1 centimetre I had overlooked, the 1850 metres/hour I had yet to untie....

That is very good!