Song: The Death of the Woman Who Came Round the Mountain

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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes,
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes!
She'll be coming round the mountain,
Coming round the mountain!
Coming round the mountain when she comes!

I will chain her up in shackles when she comes,
I will chain her up in shackles when she comes!
I will chain her up in shackles,
Chain her up in shackles!
Chain her up in shackles when she comes!

I will zap her with my ray gun when she comes,
I will zap her with my ray gun when she comes!
I will zap her with my ray gun,
Zap her with my ray gun!
Zap her with my ray gun when she comes!

I will smash her with my hammer when she comes,
I will smash her with my hammer when she comes!
I will smash her with my hammer,
Smash her with my hammer!
Smash her with my hammer when she comes!

I will burn her with my blowtorch when she comes,
I will burn her with my blowtorch when she comes!
I will burn her with my blowtorch,
Burn her with my blowtorch!
Burn her with my blowtorch when she comes!

I will drown her in a river when she comes,
I will drown her in a river when she comes!
I will drown her in a river,
Drown her in a river!
Drown her in a river when she comes!

I will slash her with my chainsaw when she comes,
I will slash her with my chainsaw when she comes!
I will slash her with my chainsaw,
Slash her with my chainsaw!
Slash her with my chainsaw when she comes!

I will put her through a blender when she comes,
I will put her through a blender when she comes!
I will put her through a blender,
Put her through a blender!
Put her through a blender when she comes!

I will nuke her with my warheads when she comes,
I will nuke her with my warheads when she comes!
I will nuke her with my warheads,
Nuke her with my warheads!
Nuke her with my warheads when she comes!

I will wrap her up in bog roll when she comes,
I will wrap her up in bog roll when she comes!
I will wrap her up in bog roll,
Wrap her up in bog roll!
Wrap her up in bog roll when she comes!

I will flush her down the toilet when she comes,
I will flush her down the toilet when she comes!
I will flush her down the toilet,
Flush her down the toilet!
Flush her down the toilet when she comes!
OO-RAH!

Disclaimer: This is not intended as a sexist remark, just something you can sing merrily around a campfire!

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