h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This place seems like a barren wasteland with a muddy ocean, close your eyes and wish for the holiday resort you would like and it will appear.
Have fun

Am considering creating a -beach paradise.
Not sure if this will fit in all that well with the foodstuff/sand scenario. Will have to ponder.

Whilst wearing my bikini. Very Dr.No-esque.

*appears*

*thinks*~~I'm so glad I can be in all places in my realm at once~~

Hello baadmonkey, I don't know if I welcomed you formally...

*bows*

Welcome to my realm, my name is Luthiena, but you can call me Ena, and if you have any problems ask me. You will need to build yourself a house in the Forest and Village thread...

*steps on a particularly squishy sponge *

I like your beach!

It is quite a snazzy kinda place isn't it?
not sure if the tutu wearing elephants are really the thing to see in an idyllic beach scene?

Have to cut back on the induced Fantasia hallucinations...

Will consider setting up some kind of tourist subsidary business, selling whittled-out wooden models of the Titanic.
And they'll float! Oh, the irony...

< sits, grinning inanely, and waiting for passing trade to harrass >

I don't usually allow trade in my realm but if you apply for a special permit I'll see what I can do...

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Zzzzzzzzppppppppptttttttttt..............Zowee!

*Kicks open door of the changing cubicle he materialised in, assumes Heroic pose*

Lil? Are you here? Damn! Left her behind....
Cynic.....Away!

Kabooooooooommmmmmm!..............
*Off back to the forrest to find Lil....*

*lil suddenly shimmers and appears on the beach*


Whooops maybe I shouldn't tried that on my own! The Captain cannot be far away, surely

*a voice from the air*

The Captain has returned to the Village to find you...

KaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZanngggoooo! SPLAT!!

*Memo to self - must learn to materialise a little more quietly*

Lil!

You were here all along - and looking GREAT!

I think we are supposed to Imagine our accommodation and it will materialise. I think you should choose

*Ena mentally blocks the ocean and holiday resort from her hearing*

Just think, eh?

*Hummmmmmmmmppphhhhhhhhhhh....Boyoing*

Any good?

We should now have a split level post modernist minimulist zen beach house, with open baclony leading to the King size bed equiped with a horizon plunge pool and minibar.

Turns to look, hands over his eyes.............Blimy! It worked!
Like it? Change anything you wish.......

No..no I don't think I would need to change anything I ooooowwww*The Captain picks her up and carries lil towards to bedroom*


**yikes**

Captain aaaaahh ummm stop it please! I need to talk with yoummmmmm Now!


*lil is holding the Captain at arms lengths now. But will he take notice his eyes had changed*

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmWah...............Lil!

Of course.........you need to talk........just got to stop my head spinning.........

Ok - what did you want to talk about>

My friend Ena gave my something that would enable you to return to being my Barry....Shall get it for you?



*lil stood up to retrieve the vial she had slipped into her pocket*

Are you sure you want to try this? He.......never was my favourite personality.....and no super powers. I would be completely vulnerable?

II I like you Captain...but is the man I saw a couple of days ago, that I love.

I have always loved Barry..er you ever since we first worked together in the Laboratory!

Ena said this would bring him back to me. I only have to put it into some

I shall go and make some *lil went to go toward the kitchen*