h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*releases him and sits down to cry*

I've lost my realm

Yes the fortuneswells are takeing over do something usefull and go clean lils house

*Hugs her bro then disappears again*

*sniff*

*she wanders aimlessly to lil's house; she can remember when it was first built...she can remember the building of the whole realm*



*she gets out a sweeping brush and starts to sweep slowly*

*appears in front of ena*

You'll have to bake cals cookies, heres the stuff you need and lil keeps the reciepee in here somewhere off you go

*disappears again*

*continues to sweep wishing lil would come home so she can ask about where the receipes are*

yippeee cookies

*does a little dance*

she keeps it in that draw

*points*

*doesn't go near the draw...keeps sweeping*

*kicks her*

do as you're told or the queen will have you beheaded

*unsheaths her claws slowly*

*Appears cuts off ena claws and slaps her*

None of that or it'll be off with your head

*taps Cal on the shoulder and clears his throat*
ahem, if you kick Ena again I shall shoot thee, and as an elven werelabradore I never miss

*disappears*

*follows his sister but kicks TB up the bum first*

*throws her arms around TB*

My hero....

Right that's it

*follows after Cal and shoots him, before rifling through his pockets*

*drags Cal from the thread and returns him to the Bounty Office thread*

*watches TB*

*grabs t.b's gun ties it in a knot and shoves it where the sun don't shine*
You can't kill a trog stupid
*slaps ena again*

I warned you any more and you'll both be beheaded

*disappears*

*her face is red from the slaps and her claws are painful in their regrowing*

We'll have none of that!!!

*uses trog technology to stop enas claws growing back and slaps her again*

Now behave yourself

*disapears*