h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Leeds getting relegated I've come to terms with, but with Manyoo looking capable of another three trophy season (not "The Treble", "The Treble" is all three domestic trophies surely?) it seems that this could be the worst season in my life.

Can someone give us some hope?

Not me

Yeah. The game against Roma's a one-off, they'll go out in the semis against a team who'll slow them down, deny space and generally be everything English teams hate. In the League, they'll drop more points before it's done (and before they play Chelsea), and, they'll probably win the FA cup.

That better?

I have to say though, this is pretty impressive stuff.

Wish the commentator wouldn't keep going on about aiming for 10 goals though

Well the commentators are Clive "That night in Barcelona" Tildsley and David "Ryan Giggs was born in Sale-furd*" Pleat, so I wouldn't expect too much from them.

*Ryan Giggs was born in Cardiff. I was born in Salford. Which is pronounced Salford. Not Sale-furd. Nowhere's pronounced Sale-furd.

You'd be beaten up by the hoodie/chavs if you pronounced it Sale-furd in Langley!

From the looks of reports on Football365, you'd get attacked my Manyoo fans too. Apparently they've been hurling glass bottles into groups of Roma fans containing kids.

I thought the 80s were long gone.

Magwitch is there only 1 hoodie where you live?

Anyway, Chelsea will win the Treble

Chelsea can still win the quadruple...

I'll give you some hope.

Liverpool fans are a little upset that amongst last night heroics in Valencia and showboating in Manchester. Their fans seem to have forgotten that we more or less secured our spot after the first leg in Holland.

Watch out ManUre may have got 7 but we want 6.

I'm no Man U fan, but last night was some of the most breathtaking football I have ever seen. It was made to look so ridiculously easy. And Roma aren't exactly a pub team.

It really can be a beautiful game.

Hear hear.

I've got nothing against Man U, per se. Frankly, any team that keeps Chelsea off the top has got to be a good thing.

And last night's game was stunning.

Plus it means I get to take the piss out of Psycorp some more.

B

Your ulterior motives have a way of intruding on everything I do, don't they B?

They're not ulterior in the sense that they're pretty much forefront to every football-related Post I make.

B

Your immediately apparent motives have a way of intruding on everything I do, don't they B?

Getting paranoid now, are we?

B

It's not a recent development...

No we all get that from B.

I meant the paranoia. But is it really paranoia when B's definately out to get us?