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If we don't get you in the theatre, we'll get you at the McDonald's or in the convention hall.

If we don't get you with the movie, we'll get you with a comic book or a radio programme or a book tie-in, or the audio book.

If we don't get you in the poster shoppe or the toy store, we'll get you in the t-shirt department.

If we don't get you in the chat room, we'll get you in the pulpit or the wedding chapel.

If we don't get you in the fan magazines, we'll get you in the lecture hall or the seminary.

If we don't get you the first decade, we'll keep trying for three more.

We've got sequels, prequels, postquels, and alternate universes. We've got back stories, front stories, script bibles, synopses, treatments, outtakes, intakes, and alternate takes.


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