h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In fact you've only hit apon half of the idea - you missed the Isle of Man, and of course the Celtic Dependant Nation of Patagonia. This would obviously be used as a test site for our nuclear war heads, and launch areas for our space programme. And as claims grow for a reuniting of the Celts a small land bridge would be formed up the side of England to link Wales and Scotland. The tidal energy created from this massive structure in the Irish Sea would power and empire. Since we would have so much spare energy we would import it to other countries, complete with a "terminator gene" so that all their electrical equipment would crash at an arbitary date. Let's say 1st January 2000, so that no-one suspects that it was us. We would be the only ones left. We would never lose at rugby again.

Celts are complete and utter idiots. DESTROY IRELAND??? MAKE ENGLAND PEACEFUL??? and even worse there would be NOBODY to play rugby against!!!!! Typical Celts always thinking of rugby and how to rule the world. Now, where did i leave my bacterial warfare weapons???

if it`s sheep you were looking for all you had to do was ask we don`t mind sharing

name three good things about bridgend?

Me? I Want a sheep to kill and hack and mutilate? Show me where and there'l be 5 lamb burgers for school dinner, a welsh man/woman and a rally of anti meat protesters

The new Cinema, Newbridge fields and..........................................................................No your right I can`t.

Rugby team used to be good though!!