h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Iron Man had the same problem, so he became an alcoholic.

I don't know either.

GB admits to not knowing something ?? </>

It's amazing how much temptation gets placed here when I'm not around to comment.

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Chances are, no one else will want me to write books about them, even though I *want* to write books about people. I shall have to write about nonexistent Hootoo researchers, who will pay me in nonexistent dollars.

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That's write...er, right. Once the rest of us read what you've said about us, sequels will be out of the question.

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Which other thread do you refuse to post on?

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I'd love to do that, but I've forgotten. You might say I'm rusty.

<< GB admits to not knowing something ?? </> [lil]>>

Alert the media.

No further comments.

Is laughing allowed in a library?

yes it is

but licking isnt so put the tongue away!!!!

Sorry.

thats better

Slaps Paul sharply on the back!

It's okay, it's okay.

repeat after me:

There are eels in my hovercraft.
I will feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
The horror! The horror!

Here is my first biography of an imaginary MotMV member:

Biography of Frumentious Weaselbladder

Frumentious Weaselbladder is an illustrious and enthusiastic member of the Masters of the Multi-Verse who was born sometime between 1492 and next Tuesday. Some have argued that F.W. was hatched rather than born, as if we cared.

Anyway, even as a young lad, Frumentious Weaselbladder showed an unusual talent for doing nothing. His teachers were always remarking about this gift, some going so far as to say that, if the boy continued to hone his skill, he was sure to become a Vice President of the U.S. some day. Of course, a few teachers did not say this, because the U.S. did not yet exist assuming that F.W. was born before 1776. One teacher, who refused to assume anything, was later seen wandering the enchanted streets of Bocca Del Rio with a beautiful blonde and a glass of Dom Perignon in his hand. Scholars have not established whether his hand was big enough to hold a blonde in, or whether the blonde was small enough to fit in an ordinary hand….

Frumentious Weaselbladder’s first job consisted of guarding a pasture where a field of grass-peas were growing. This was an excellent job that suited his talents perfectly, so much so that within five years his responsibilities had been enlarged to include another field of grass-peas as well. Indeed, many observers praised the young man’s ability to conserve energy while appearing to be awake and even alive.

Frumentious Weaselbladder’s love life was similarly blessed, as dozens of beautiful young women threw themselves at his feet and offered to do anything that he asked them to do. It is a mark of his kindness that he obliged them by asking for a lot.

When he joined MotMV, Frumentious Weaselbladder offered to not be in charge of anything, because he could tell that many capable leaders already were involved in the running of that august organization. Critical acclaim for his magnanimity was immediate and heartfelt.

Not content to rest on his laurels (though he is abundantly capable of doing just that, were he to so choose), Frumentious Weaselbladder has several exciting visions of the future which he promises to reveal as soon as there is a lull in his tremendous workload….

Hey, I know that guy....

The US Vice President has the very important task of passing a bill in the case of a tie in the senate.

Thats true! He also has the important job of making frowny faces over devasted areas that the president is too busy to visit himself. Like when kennedy sent johnson to 'nam.

I thought most Senators wore their own ties when they arrived at the Senate. Why would the VP need a case of ties?

He has to sell them to support his family. VP salary isn't great if you know what i mean.

Paul, you can write about me if you promise not to use any real facts and change my name, gender, place of birth, and all other personal preferences to the opposite of what they are now.