h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dives under Rob the Carpet*

*whacks it up a bit more*


*spies the carpet*

Dear dear where did that old scabby thing come from


*picks it up and sends it directly to GB's office*

*Follows the scaaa.. Rob the Carpet*


Shall I leave too?

oh where did you appear from again?

*Points at Rob the Carpet making it's way to GB's office*

From under there..

Well really lil now look at you


*circles you tutting*


Well really you won't do, you just won't do at all

*looks down*



I won't? Oh!

of course you won't just look at you!

Where?

*turns round, but still cannot see*

*directs your gaze to the full lenght mirror*

*looks at the mud stained overalls, the catering cap is askew and the apron leaves a lot to be desired at best!*


Oh!


They left me to fix the roof All By Myseeee'eeelf!

Well let me show you too my cupboard of many things

Ooohh!!

*follows closely*

*opens the door and pushes lil inside, closing and firming lockng it behind her*



EC!!!!

YOU'RE SURPOSED BE KEEPING THE RIFRAF OUT!!!

*reconsiders the pay rise*

Yes, yes he is.



By they way I don't htink we've met, I'm Vaux.
Artist and generally annoying person.
Stay away form EC, he's mine!

*wonders who VA is talking to*

*wonders how come more rif raf got into her office*

*giggles*

The Air Vent!!!

Theres an air vent into this cupboard?

Nope. The office