h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never fear. Tests are easy no sweat. Well actually did you say exam?
Be afraid Be Very Afraid.

I don't think that the welcome was that bad...anywho...
BEWARE...BE VERY AWARE...
or alternatively...
Beware...the alternative to Tupperware?

Yes, you're right, not a bad welcome at all. It didn't make me want to run away muttering something about a change of underware, it didn't even phase me, it didn't....*looks up and realizes that people really don't care about my opinion sits down in a corner ALONE*

*brings a plate of cookies*

Mild compared to most

Cookies!!

Lil's the best!

we should ename her the lil the cookie maker

she always has cookies!

cookies *mouth waters* I'm suspicious, yet intrigued *takes cookie and eats it. Nothing happens....nothing continues to happen....*ok so the cookie is not poisined but what about.... I will now destroy the cookies for your own safety *takes plate and looks for a window to throw them out of.* Why don't we have windows in this place. *sets cookies on fire and passes out from the smoke*

No!! No more fires!!

*puts out fire*

NAME: Eggy
SERIAL NUMBER: 1257961
DESIRED RANK: Purpple Monkey Fanatacial
ARMY YOU COMMAND: Legions of semi-decayed badgers (with spoons)
Special Weapons or Abilities: I love the little taco, i love them good

Hi Eggy!! No one else seems to be about, but Jack, our fearless leader (who is doubtless off saving the day ) will be around to welcome you and someone who is not me will add you to the list. Have some and/or wander over to the tea-room with me!!

*wanders, but fears the moose*

There is no moose!

... is there?

Where did you see the moose?

its.... in a room..... it has walnuts..... its quite a big moose.... i fear it... i sugest you do to

It has walnuts?

Have you had too much ?

no unfortunatly i just thought id warn people of the moose early on though.


erm..... what do i actually have to do here? or can i get away with mearly being a lethargic slacker?

I think so, yes. Just don't fall asleep on someone else. That's rude. Especially if you drool.

OK, well in that case, ill go runaround outside cause its 2:20am and theres a lot of snow. Ill call it..... erm... training for combat ina tundra enviroment or something. SNOW!!!!!!

*runs off shouting a goodnight to all our readers*

snow

Hello Eggy and welcome to the MotMV. I'm not our fearless leader Jack, but I am the page editor and I've added you to the list.

Are you a fearless page editor? Or is Jack the only fearless one?