It has been noticed that, on the 'Campaign to rename T******y Thing', a number of h2g2 Posters whether Thingites or those who are unable to recognise and comprehend the ethos of Thing (poor misguided souls that they are), have been accused of not using the correct terminology.

The correct titles, starting from M****y are:-

M*n = Sodit

T**s = Wimpy

W*d = Wibble

T*u = Thing

F*i = Poets

S*t = Doobry

S*n = Dontbry

The following are alleged to have fallen foul of using the outdated and antiquated old terms at some point. They are as follows, and in no particular order :-

1)Avenging Washcloth

2)the Evil One

3)St. Scuttle

4)Wonko

5)Tacsatduck

6)SilverApples

7)CatEyes

8)Lemon Teastrainer

9)GodBen

10)Clive the Flying Ostrich

11)The Saintly One

12)DarkElf

13)The Gook

14)BLT

15)MidnightKatling

16)Coren (of Esty and Coren)

17)The Mayan Templar

18)i_amamadboffin

19)bunnyfrog

20)AlexAshman

21)Prof Animal Chaos

22)Tasterainbows

23)The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

25)The_Jon_M

26)Don Malvado

27)Rho

28)miraculousrandomness

29)johnnyK

30)chikispirit

Queen

They will be judged, and it is hoped the trial will take place soon.

Any additions to this list are welcome

St. Scuttle the yet-hoping-for-a-reprieve?