h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You still have not tuched the Gient one Vince provided though.

thanks for the link Witty... ~grin~

This party's still going on!?? ... I forgot my pj's and sleeping bag...

~grin~... tis surprising what goes on in Greebo's world...

Belated birthday greetings my furry feline friend.

Have you burst all the baloons by now?

*remembers the h2g2 birthday party*

~Greebo giggles~

Come on... lets get those balloons!!!!

*Produces a very large hat pin, inserts some ear plugs and leaps into action*

Wheeee!

~Greebo extends her titanium tipped falsies and runs after Gwennie~

Hey me wants some to!!!

Ouch! Careful Greebo! That's my left buttock, not a balloon!

~snigger~... Oh me is sorry... me didn't realise...

Yeah, RIGHT!

Are you insinuating that my buttocks are as large as those balloons? I'm not the only one with a weight problem, you know.

*Pointedly regards Greebo's rotund tummy and the doughnut in her left paw*

~Greebo glares at Gwennie~... Winter is coming you know... me needs to build up for the coming absence of food to catch... everyone knows that...

*Raises her eyes and sighs*

Since when have doughnuts needed to be "caught"? They don't exactly grow legs and hide under tables, you know!

~Greebo looks aghast... hmmm... grin... ~

That was quite a good look ... don't you think???

~Greebo looks aghast again~

That just goes to prove what you know... Doughnuts are often found living in the wild... in barren inhospitable places of ill repute...

and sayers to

they're just the tame ones... ~grin~

So, do you reckon that the legend of haggis hunts actually originated from doughnut hunts of the Dark Ages?