h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*passes the knife safely away for cake cutting, but wields the spoon menacingly*

What kind of a cake is it?

*begins cutting even slices*

It appears to be chocolate on the inside...no, wait; now it's turning red...it appears to be a cake of many different colors

I wonder if it is a cake of many flavours too.

Well, here's a red piece coming off now...*tilts slice onto plate*...someone tell me what that tastes like...

I'd better not, I've already eaten lots.

*Since nobody else takes the piece of cake, Dan takes the plate and begins to eat* Interesting....tastes like chicken.

Well that's odd...anyhow, here's a green slice.

*sniff slice of cake then passes it onto someone else*

*looks over at Menza from slicing*

What did it smell like? Or do you know?

Oh, dang. Don't pay attention to your work and see what happens. Well, does anyone want an orange-yellow mix

The green one smellt kind of minty, but I'll have the orange and yellow.

I'll try the green, please. *Eats a sliver. Makes a face and lifts a napkin to her lips and removes the sliver of green cake from her mouth.*

Excuse me. It's catnip.

*Grabs the nearest drink and swallows contents.*

*puts green slice on to the floor for Kitty of Greebs to have later*

*Takes a spoonful from the cake and munches thoughtfully....*

Hmmmm! Very interesting! It tastes like Old Thumper!

Pardon my ignorance, but what is Old Thumper?

The father of Young Thumper, of course.

*Adopts best country yokel accent*

Ole Fumper be a cuzzin orv Ole Rodger!

No, it's a particularly potent real ale - or was in my youth. I don't even know whether or not it's still produced...

I wonder how our Greebz is doing or being done on 'er 'oneymoon?

Lets toast Greebo & Stoobie and hope they're having a wonderful time!

*passes round drinks*

Here's to the happy pair, and Stoobie too.

To Greebo and Stoobie!

And so say all of us!
*Looks round*
Let's toast Greebos' fridge!