A Conversation for South Marston, Wiltshire, England

South Marston

Post 1

Bluebottle

Regretably I have never been to South Marston - but looks like the type of place where nothing happens frequently.


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Post 2

Roasted Amoeba

That's right... at South Marston some of the most exciting things you can think of never happen.


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Post 3

Bluebottle

Like airships? I like airships.


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Post 4

Roasted Amoeba

Yes, airships never happen at South Marston. I think you could really like it actually. It's got nothing you have ever dreamed of smiley - smiley


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Post 5

Bluebottle

Sounds like it isn't my kind of place. Can you see no warships outside from your bedroom windows?


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Post 6

Roasted Amoeba

Yep, but not only that, you can't smell the fresh sea breeze, and it's not on the Isle of Wight... smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Bluebottle

Ah. Not on the Isle of Wight.
I'm sorry - but if you expect me to like a place, it HAS to be on the Isle of Wight.


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Post 8

Roasted Amoeba

I don't know... some people are so closed-minded... smiley - smiley

You don't know how much you're missing! There is more (believe it or not) to life, than the Isle of Wight!

Errr... and it's called H2G2.


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Post 9

Bluebottle

The Isle of Wight is a part of H2G2


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Post 10

Roasted Amoeba

And so is South Marston smiley - smiley


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Post 11

Bluebottle

So therefore, South Marston is part of the Isle of Wight. Excellent.


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Post 12

Roasted Amoeba

If the Isle of Wight is part of Wiltshire, then yes smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Bluebottle

Only virtually, through H2G2, though.


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Post 14

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Roasted etc, a suggestion. To liven things up why doesn't South Marston declare war on North Marston, poison the water at East Marston and order concrete to be delivered to all the residents in West Marston?

Bluebottle are the TTs in your name virtual rugby goalposts?


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Post 15

Roasted Amoeba

Thanks for the suggestion... smiley - smiley I shall bear it in mind. The original idea was to do something semi-serious, but your idea sounds a lot more fun...

By the way, I've submitted the entry already - so if I change it now, is it the version I submitted or the latest version that gets read and approved/disapproved?


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Post 16

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

The subs always look for the latest version.

I believe your original article has more chance of being accepted. I don't think h2g2 encourages anarchy. Though if you put it in they could always take it out I suppose smiley - bigeyes

Do those other places really exist?


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Post 17

Roasted Amoeba

Er... I don't think so... smiley - smiley

I think it's one of those weird places that was called "South" just because they were bored with calling too many places "North" or "West" or "East" so they decided to have a "South" ...


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Post 18

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Is there a "Marston" without any geographical reference?


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Post 19

Roasted Amoeba

Quite probably... after all, there's a Moscow in Scotland... smiley - winkeye


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Post 20

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

...and a Jerusalum in New Zealand - not too sure about the Three Wise Men though


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