A Conversation for Talking Point: Graffiti
Funny Graffiti
Mu Beta Started conversation Jan 22, 2004
On a condom machine - "Buy me and stop one"
"Absolute Zero Rules 0K"
In the toilets at the Physics department in Swansea - "I thought diode was a Bruce Willis film until I discovered electronics..."
And a gag I nicked off Never Mind The Buzzcocks: Blur's second album, 'Modern Life Is Rubbish', was named after a piece of a piece of graffiti. Unfortunately they didn't enjoy the same success with their third album: 'For good blow jobs, call Mandy"
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finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 Posted Jan 23, 2004
Over a mirror in a gents restroom.
This is why you're going home alone
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JumpinJane Posted Jan 23, 2004
Written on the side of a white van that needed a good clean:
"I wish my wife was this dirty"
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jan 23, 2004
Over urinal- *Why are you laughing at this, the joke is in your hand.*
Famous one on wall of toilet stall- *My mother made me a homosexual* Added below- *If I got her the wool, would she make me one as well?*
Ongoing one here in the men's written in tiny letters on the grout between tiles- *Infan*, *Erec*, *Mo*, etc.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 24, 2004
On the wall of the ladies:
"Carl loves Jenny"
written underneath-
"either Jenny is very confident, or Carl is in the wrong place".
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 24, 2004
From the toilet wall of the Robert Gordon's Institute of Technology, Aberdeen, Scotland, circa 1981:
"Potassium Ethoxide Rules CH³CH²OK"
"Last week I kudn't spell 'Enjuneer' and now i is one!"
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Ged42 Posted Jan 25, 2004
In one toilet, there was a load of homophobic abuse on one wall, in response someone had written:
"Dude, you are so far back in the closet, you're in F**king Narnia."
Which is still one of the best put downs i've ever read.
I like it when you get really arty graffiti like near where i live there are these amazing Henry Moore style murals. or political ones like stenciled pictures of George 'Dubyah' Bush with 'Disobey' written underneath in the style of the old Andre the Giant 'Obey' graffiti
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saranoh - good girl gone Essex Posted Jan 25, 2004
Written at the bottom of my road:
'today I found god - she was hiding behind a bin looking guilty'
Makes me every time I go past
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GentleZacharias Posted Jan 26, 2004
Funny only in context:
Written on a wall above the ugliest, most un-manicured bush you ever saw:
"Bush is a butthead."
-Rivaine 
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finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 Posted Jan 27, 2004
The classic
on one wall in the cubical
"Toilet tennis,
Look left"
on the opposite
"Toilet tennis
look right"
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Funny Graffiti
- 1: Mu Beta (Jan 22, 2004)
- 2: finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 (Jan 23, 2004)
- 3: JumpinJane (Jan 23, 2004)
- 4: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Jan 23, 2004)
- 5: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 24, 2004)
- 6: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 24, 2004)
- 7: Ged42 (Jan 25, 2004)
- 8: saranoh - good girl gone Essex (Jan 25, 2004)
- 9: GentleZacharias (Jan 26, 2004)
- 10: finnjim, THE Teacher, messing with peoples minds since 1997 (Jan 27, 2004)
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