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Darts or dart boards?

Scotch eggs, licqourice allsorts, sherbet fountains, haggis.

I reckon the date is later than any guesses so far. I'm going to go for 1965.

Kendall Mint cake, which means the factory must be in Cumbria circa 1934 (probably 3:15 on a Thursday in April, but I may be wrong?)

This isn't something to do with your latest PR entry is it Icy?

Not quite, but related.

Oh, and Cumbria's not the correct location, but it's the nearest so far.

... and hygienicdispenser gets 3 points for 1965

Cumbria's the closest, and we've had Carlisle, Clydebank and Coventry, so that narrows it down quite a bit. I suppose it might even be a place that doesn't start with a C.

Blackburn.

Ah, typically British...

lemon curd?
marmalade?
mincemeat?

I'd have never put it as late as 65 though...

Blackburn is as near as damn it - it's in nearby Great Harwood, but you can have the points for that

Just the product to go, then...

I reckon you could go into the 70s and they wouldn't look much different.

Hm....

Edible things from near Blackburn.


Nope, cant think of anything...

Oh, now that's just embarrassing. That really was a guess based on looking at a map.

And I do know what was made at Great Harwood, so I'll shut up.

Didn't they make Black Puddings that were famously so black that even the white bits were black?

Blackburn tha' says?

It's got to be Black Pudding, surely?

Marmite?

Neither of those, sorry.

I'm looking for something which is three quarters of an inch long...

Cockney condoms?