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my parent have been educted by aliens
gaz Started conversation Jul 26, 2002
hi can u help me my parents have been educted by aliens i cant find them anywere so if u see them plz tell me and dont kill them.
my parent have been educted by aliens
Jimi X Posted Jul 26, 2002
And the probing is about to begin...
my parent have been educted by aliens
Huffers, compulsive lurker Posted Aug 19, 2002
Your parents were educated by aliens??
So what? I'm not sure all of my teachers were 100% human
my parent have been educted by aliens
Vroomfindel (Royal Illogician and Disseminator of Nonsense) Posted Sep 4, 2002
There are a number of non-profit support centers for individuals concerned or convinced that their parents, friends, teachers, etc. may be aliens, or controlled or educated by extraterrestrials. We assure that the moment you enter one of these centers, your worries will begin to fade away. Of course, so will your willpower, until you are completely under the control of a Sinister Alien Intelligence(TM), but this phenomenon, as well as the highly unusual results of MRI brain scans, are merely minor side effects and not to be worried about.
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