Sooty: the Next Step in the Evolution of Mammals
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Here's a little known fact: Sooty, that lovable little yellow bear that we all grew up with, has telepathic powers.
That's right, Sooty is telepathic!
Do you want to know why? Of course you do. Well, it comes down to the way he speaks. He can't produce any kind of sound (bar hitting something, or perhaps typing it; hey! Let's get Sooty a palmpilot for Christmas!) and yet people he whispers things to can hear him perfactly. Have you ever whispered anything to anyone? It's impossible to convey your meaning word-perfectly and still keep your message a silent secret from everyone else in the room.
There are only two explanations: either
1) Sooty communicates in the manner of insects, with movement (and a water pistol, perhaps)
or
2) Sooty has telepathic powers, and is able to communicate with others through the power of the mind.
That's right, Sooty is telepathic!
Do you want to know why? Of course you do. Well, it comes down to the way he speaks. He can't produce any kind of sound (bar hitting something, or perhaps typing it; hey! Let's get Sooty a palmpilot for Christmas!) and yet people he whispers things to can hear him perfactly. Have you ever whispered anything to anyone? It's impossible to convey your meaning word-perfectly and still keep your message a silent secret from everyone else in the room.
There are only two explanations: either
1) Sooty communicates in the manner of insects, with movement (and a water pistol, perhaps)
or
2) Sooty has telepathic powers, and is able to communicate with others through the power of the mind.
