h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks at the dry stale scone* oh lil, where's the jam and cream.

Emmily

Here, Emmily, have

Bel, that'll cover the staleness of the scone.

Emmily

*checks the fresh scones in the biscuit tin*

Has just told Antelia who to blame for the Front Page errors.

Rob the Carpet did that?

I didn't know he was pally with Ants

But you know that Rob the Carpet knows all the hootoo secrets.

Rob the carpet doesn't know which one of the fresh scones in the tin I put the laxative in

Emmily

Seems he keep secrets too!

Fancy not telling us he's 'in' with the Boss!!

But you know you'll be the next one to eat scones , don't you, Emmily?

No, Bel, lil won't let me have the fresh scones from the tin, which is kept locked, and I don't have a key.

Emmily

Why? What's he done?

Awww, don't worry, Emmily, I'll just some for you.

No doubt you will, the Emmily I knew used to be thick with thieves

Was she? Does that imply you are a then?

I always try & be intelligent with thieves,best to try & keep one step ahead i reckon.

Lil, those scones are truly disgusting. I bet you found them under Rob the Carpet last time you hoovered didn't you? I am emailing Jamie Oliver even as we squeak.

zdt

No thanks Bel, after ztd's revelation I think I was lucky to get the stale scone, besides you'd probably the one with the laxative in for me

ladye_seagull, I think you're confusing me with another Emmily, I'm an , ask anyone.

Emmily

Erk... i have a moral dilemma here. If she asks me, i am duty bound to tell the truth, since as everyone knows, i am truly a sweet & innocent young

*Flutters dainty litle wings very prettily*

Would anyone like a piece of genuine Belgian???

zdt