1. If you don't like the way I run this restaurant, here are the keys, do it yourself!


2. If you don't like the way I run this government, here are the keys, do it yourself!



3. If you don't like the way I engage in foreplay, here are the keys, do it yourself!



4. If you don't like the way I perform prenatal care on this gorilla, here are the keys, do it yourself!



5. If you don't like the way I'm greasing this pig for the village contest, then here is the lube gun, do it yourself!



6. If you don't like the way I'm raising this child, here are the reins, do it yourself!



7. If you don't like the way I am driving this car, here are the keys, do it yourself!



8. If you don't like the way I am writing this entry, here is the keyboard, do it yourself!