Knickers and vests and lumps o'coal
Created | Updated Dec 23, 2003
Knickers and vests and lumps o'coal
I am just only seven years old,
quiet as a mouse and not very bold,
but I have to say sumfing
'bout a stitchuation that makes my
mud run cold,
'bout them knickers and vests and lumps o' coal!
I tells you, I am not too much of an imp.
I never makes fun of them with a limp.
I makes up my bed, and I comb my head,
and I occashunalily fill my brother's diaper
with pencil lead, I know,
but that don't explain the
knickers and vests and lumps o'coal!
Me mum prattles and preaches 'bout 'havior,
whose supposed to be someone
that I'm supposed to be like.
If she likes this 'Havior so much,
why don't she adopt that tike?
Undt if they like him so,
then he can receive
them knickers and vests and lumps o'coal!