h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*strikes a torch from the nearest dragon*

Sleeping on a beach? I had no idea that things had gotten so bad for him.

Well lets find him and put him back into slavery.

*Starts to walk down the beach.*

*Follows*

*Trips on a sleeping *

Is it Percy?

*torch goes out*

I don't know... anyone got any spare batteries?

Look for a birthmark! Percy had a birthmark in the shape of a 1987 Mercedies A-class.

*rumages through pockets*

Nope.

What does a 1987 Mercedes A-Class look like?

*GBs mobile rings creating a bright eerie green glow.*

Stupid phone! This is an important moment!

*Throws phone into the ocean.*

I don't know what a 1987 Mercedies A-class looks like, but I have a picture of one on my phone . . . Oh wait.

*remembers when she designed the 1987 Mercedes A-class*

It looks like this...

*draws picture in the sand*

If only we could see it.

*A helicopter comes from above and shines a light down on the scene.*

Helicopter: Alright Ben,we have you surrounded. Come back with us to the hospital. Don't make us use force.

RUN GB! RUN! I'LL COVER FOR YOU!

Thanks!

*Runs off.*

*Trip and breaks his leg after only running 1.5 meters.*

*stuffs GB under the sleeping *

There's no Ben here...Just me and a sleeping sheep...

Helicopter: A sheep? Well that will make a great pet for my son who birthday is tommorow!

*A claw decends from the helicopter and picks up the sheep and GB. The helicopter flys off into the night.*

And me.

*Waves to the helicopter* Hi mum!

I hope GB remembers that I packed a parachute in his knapsack...

*js phone rings.*