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Alfredo.... 510k for Freddie Flintoff????

I hope you think he's worth it by the end of the season

Presumably when you name your team after him, you have to make absolutely sure you're going to get him

Indeed you do. I think I have also successfully reunited all the steamers from that infamous night in Jamaica, including Jeremy Snape, who was there as a member of the England backroom staff!!

I didn't think it was possible to build a cricket team with such a tenuous link. You've proved me very wrong

What happened in Jamaica?

The drinking season on the night of pedolagate I believe is being referred to.

I just don't remember seeing Justin Langer as being mentioned as present in the bars that night.

"pedolagate"???
I have no idea what you're talking about
If it had involved Justin Langer, we certainly would have heard about it here, so can only assume it didn't.

Oh boy have you missed out.

http://www.24dash.com/showbiz_slapdash/18066.htm

Of course we don't have the News of the World here.

Actually, we don't really have any news at all.

But then, nor does the NotW, as I remember