h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh yeah, forgot the culture diff


Iss et butter kist?





Its a brand that i always get from cinema's really nice

Toffee popcorn basically

What's with the German?

I didn't want it to be German!!!

I just wanted a deep voice, but its difficult with text
I just wanted to change my accent. Are you American?

Israeli.

Israeli accent is horrible, it sounds all flat. I'm very glad I don't have one.

I've never watched Casseblanca, in fact I've made a conscious decision not to. However, I have Mallrats if peeps want to watch it?

We are watching Casablanca! It's one of the greatest movies ever!! It has Humphrey Bogart in it!!!



You don't like it, go to the entertainment room.

hmmm, the only way i can do an Israeli accent is probably...

is this flat enough? do you have any butterkist?
This carpets quite soft actually...

Well, I guess it'll have to do...

Here's your butterkist.

ooh

Can we start the film again though?

*removes Jacks dvd player and lcd sreen over to another room and rumages through his dvd collection*

Psssst. TB you wanna watch something?

*flicks though*

Vanilla sky
As good as it gets
Pirates of the caribbean (dont even ask, brought in a hyper fit)
Python movies

eeeeeeeer, aye what else

*flicks again*

Jay and silent Bob (so hyper!)
lord of the rings 1 + 2
Th chillis live at slane
matrix 1 + 2
etc
cant be bothered to search anymore
you can look if you want

I don't mind, I've got all of the Jersey films, although only Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are DVD's, as Clerks is only available as VHS.

I've also got M*A*S*H, TRON, Star Trek Nemesis, M:I-2, The hannibal lector trillogy, but with manhunter, not red dragon, Men of Honour, Gremlins, Combat Academy and several Transformers DVD's

hannibal lector

better as a book generally

What's all the whispering about?

we're getting better videos out

uh i mean eeeeerm videos we would prefer

I've got Bill Hicks! oops, sorry, i shouted that

I've got Bill Hicks....in a cupboard nder the stairs shhhhh

er.................good................

*ruffles through DVD's again*

err...........see any you like?

"...I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
--The End--

Right, what are we watching now?

for everybody!

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

So, Casablanca again? I don't mind, but I think the others would.

no please anything but that.

How about this?

*holds up DVD case*

It's Orson Wells' penultimate feature, as an actor. It's got Judd Nelson, Eric Idle, Leonard Nimoy, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, and the late and much missed Chris Latta and, and lady pennywhistle should like this, Scatman Crothers in it.