h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*picks up missing lines from floor and rubs them, they are perfect and unscratched*

here you idiot!

can i have a penguin on a stick please Charlie?

No they're not! Just look at this line.

You rant to co where everygody jnows youf elephant.

*ignores godben and jack*

barbecued or oven roasted penguin?

do you have grilled penguin?

well fix it yourself then

i collected all the letters definatly!

anyway if you hadn't given charlie that scare.....!

But there was lawyers!

*still ignoring godben and jack*

i can do you some if you'd like

you'd like some?

*fetches a notepad and pencil*

anything else?

can i have a radiator sandwich as well,
and to drink i'll have some of Bens blood please

Excellent choice, but NO!

*cackles*

ok so grilled penguin on a stick
radiator sandwich

and bens blood

right, i'll do the food

Bens over there just chase him down and have a drink

we won't charge you for him as you have to catch him yourself
but if you destroy furnature on the way you'll be charged for that

Ok?

*leaves to kitchen locking doors on the way and hiding keys so ben can't escape*

*quietly reliesves ben of all his keys*

But I'm the one who's trying to eat Footbacon.

s after Ben might as well have a nibble at the same time...actually, can we move this tearoom to Germany? I won't get ed over there

*cackles*

the tea room is in H2G2 it abides by its own rules

*GodBen pulls out a gun and kills Footbacon*

Footbacon, anyone?

*quietly revives footbacon*

*whispered* ignore ben hes a bit stressed today...

If you're going to split hairs, I'll p**s off!

*GodBen leaves*

*wonders wether godben was the one splitting hairs*

Um
footbacon you still want this?

*proffers sandwich and penguin*