h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are some sick thing, they are successesful and you wanna be like them.
They can sing, they are really good-looking
SO THERE!!!

Are you familiar with the concept of "manufactured pop"? Its where a record company takes a few people that look pretty and sound like pre-adolescents, shove them together, put them in a studio, give them pre-written songs that they did not write, make them sing it, produce it until it sounds right, then sell it to millions of screaming preteen girls who think that "THEYRE JUST SO HOT!" They have no creativity, they are pampered, do not live a real life. These people believe they can do anything (as demonstrated by th arrest of one bsb or nstink member) and since they have no concept of what the real world is like, they become alcoholics and, guess what, big brother record company pays for their rehab and everything. What would happen if people like you finally got a clue as to that this music sucks and found some half-decent music to listen to? The record company would drop them like the tired, worn out cliche they are, and they would have no means of supporting themselves, seeing as they were picked up by big brother record company while they were teens and didnt have to worry about supporting themselves. They are nto real people, they will never have a normal life, and the record company makes sure of this so that they stay happy and stay pretty and stay with pre adolescent voices.

And as for ANYONE being a boy band wannabe, that is pathetic. Hes not.

I mean SHES not. JOIN THE ANTIPOP MOVEMENT A760899!

I totaly agree with your statement about pop music. It's always the same: 4 or 5 talentless pretty boys (or sometimes even girls) who are lapdogs of record companies. Not one of them write their own song, and even at that the songs are rubbish, yet pre-teen girls seem to think their music is the best thing on earth. Then, after a few years of success, they blow all their millions of pounds on drink and drugs, then start fighting amongst themselves behind the scenes and decide to split. Gullible pre-teens take the news as if it's the end of the World, but not to worry, as they have decided to go solo. Only the most popular member (only most popular in the opinion of ppl that like pop) is successfull going solo, but even then his/her music is written by record companies and everything right down to his/her image is controlled by them. During the time they are together and the time they split, endless CDs, cheesy merchandise and videos sell millions by aforementioned gullible pre-teens. Once a pop group splits a new one is immediately created to fill the gap with the exact same methods, while the pop stars and record bosses sit at home with their feet up, with a big fat cigar in their mouth and laugh at them. Let's face it, real music is as good as dead and pop is to blame. A similar thing is already happening with the movie industry.

thats right. about now, theres no new music thats good. no new bands.

I honestly think pop record companies use trained monkeys to write their music, after all, thats the type of audience it targets, which would explain why it's so popular. As for the actual pop stars, they too are merely trained chimps, only with a plastic surgery make-over, fake-tan, make up, and as you mentioned, pre-adolescent voices. Another reason they always split up (besides publicity) is because by the time they reach their early to mid 20's they start losing their aforementioned pre-adolescent voices, and in the pre-teen world, beign in your mid-20's is the equivalent to old age