h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The oven doesn't like me

does anything electronic like you?

Some computers, cd players when they can read the disks, and my mp3 player after googleing why it wasn't comming up on the computer when i put it in. I think this computer likes me, for now, it's new...but the mouse didn't like me...it knows what I did to others of its kind

It's just things in the kitchen that don't like me

And why do you think this might be
*scribles notes in pad*

Erm, because I usually rip them appart to make my doomsday machines, or use them to heat the chemicals I make in my lab, which usually explode

and the tech doesn't cooperate with your endevers

It looks at me pleadingly and says, "Please don't hurt me, I can make you toast"

dosn't everyone like toast?

I like mine with bramble jam... yum

I like warm toast with just butter on it...but toasters are filled with good parts for making lasers.

I don't know butter can get a little boring at times
lasers are never boring though

I don't have toast that often, so it's never boring

I feel like having toast now...
only I've got dinner cooking and I don't want to have peeled veg for nothing

MMM toast, if only I was at home, and the bread wasn't mouldy around the edges...

mouldy bread

It now sits in the bin waiting to be taken away... New loaf at the ready

ah well at least you don't have a household kingsmill vs hovis debate every time you buy bread

I think one type's cheaper each week at the shop, so we end up with that, whatever it is

as long as its not long life bread

I'm pretty sure I've never had long life bread.

you probably wouldnt want to
its like sugar bread