h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The home of the Military Police (MPs), who may arrest you if you break the rules, and you will be dragged here for interrogation, torture, and of course, ... WITHOUT MILK! Mwhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!




ps. Just Kidding, there's always milk

might be off, but there is always milk

*Pokes head round door*

Hmm don't like what you've done with my old office

Any in the pot for your old boss Creachy

reefgirl, i've got a cup of here with your name on it!

*gives reefgirl the *

Thank you

Aw... now I've got to delete the old pages...

*sits in chair and swivels*

*looks at nails*

Is there any reason why we have this new place?

*nails MP certificate on wall*

*Pour's into plant pot, watches as plant withers and dies*



*s from guardroom*



Can't catch me

well, there are 3 reasons:

a) The old base sort of got a bit blown up in the thingite battle
b) I want to re-start the army anew, new pages, new base, more exciting, different feel
c) To bring everythin back together, have less regiment but more activity, have everything more organised and everything in one place for massive conversation!!!!!!

who says i want to catch you? i got you out didn't i?

*sigh* This is another hairbrained 10,000 posts scheme again, isn't it?

nope, this is just a brand new base using a brand new account!

*sips... coffee*

and this isn't your old office Reefgirl, this is a new office built specially for me and HPB over there...oi, where's my coffee

yes creachy this is specially made for you. and unlike the previous office, this one even ahs air conditioning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, i had noticed the window was open

Ooh get her, "look at MY new office"

Very nice Creachy

Woohoo I'm free

If you need advice guys I'll still be lurking

you are a mercenary correct? we shall put you on our books, unofficially of course