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Ok Creachy, as promised, sign me up

You'll be waiting for ages!

I would like to offer up my services and join the Terranic Army! Sign Me Up!

Well I said I would sign up so I'm staying true to my word

*waves a big flag at spook*


RECRUITS!!!

oh what the heck, you will both be waiting ages. so, in that case, i will do the welcoming ceremony


*clears throat*


welcome

there, it's all over. you're now Terranic Army Privates.

Private Kandarin

and

Private Luthiena


ATEEEEEEEEEEEENTION!

You are now both under the temporary command of ME

I am Colonel Creachy, Head MP of the TA and currently head officer of the Gazpacho Regiment <------That's our little motto by the way

You will both serve under the Regiment Motto of the Gazpacho until a more permanent posting has been found.
Feel free to explore the base when you are ready.

But for a more pressing issue, get over to the War Strategy Room and show those MotMV children just exactly what insane in the membrain actually is

A link t the War Strategy Room can be found at the top of this page

wow! its all posh and working! you mean we're going to be all powerful again

it never stopped working

*runs to retrieve big guns from the armoury and re-set up the intelligence centre properly*

Good idea. I'll meet you there.


*slips down an open manhole*


i'm fine! i'll just take the longer route

ATTENTION ALL

The following people have been added to the staff list:

Kandarian - U565390
Captain Khamsin - U251058
Uncle_Bob - U563464
Evil Female Mercenary - U543388
Luthiena - U553748

You have all been placed in the Gazpacho Regiment. The insignia of the Gazpacho Regiment if the smiley, wear it with pride. The Gazpacho Regiment is also the longest serving Regiment, serve them well

You will al begin with the rank of private which is depicted by a smiley.

So when asked to state rank, name and designation you should reply:

Kandarian



The army is now under the temporary joint command of Wonko the Insane and Colonel creachy whilst spook is away. Any queries should be directed to the Field Marshalls office where they will be duly answered

creachy
Have fun

Oh yeah, and if I have missed anyone off that list then post a gentle reminder in this thread

creachy

Hello there Private Khamsin

Perhaps I should also have mentioned the Rules of Continuity that we follow here at the TA.

A496091 They are worth a quick read as they will ensure fair play all round and they are what we fight by with other organisations. I think I'll see if Wonko can put a link up on the front page. They are very useful




Feel free to go make yourself a bunk in the communal barracks
Wake up some dead threads if you wish and see if you can unearth some of the older soldiers

And as one last thing (for now) can I please ask that everyone subscribes to the battlefield thread here F1674066?thread=340673&latest=1 as this is where all the main action will be taking place.

So get over there people and fight amongst yourselves, it's Royal Rumble time!! Every man, woman, child and werecreature for themself

Thankyou for adding me!!!

So is there no one I missed....no?....Excellent

Feel free to throw Banoffee pies at whoever you want wherever you want

I would like to offer up my services and join the Terranic Army! Sign Me Up - Shade S. Theif (future tactician)

Righta. Yer in, private.

Yessir!