A Conversation for Bender
Amen, my brother.
Classic Krissy Started conversation Nov 2, 1999
Bender is a God. Allow me to just say, "Oh. Yeah. Like you don't have crap in YOUR neck."
Amen, my brother.
Flippy Hippy Posted Apr 26, 2000
Bender can bend girders to 32 degrees, 30 degrees, 31... His best line would have to be "Screw you! I don't have to go to your party, I can have my own party - with blackjack, and hookers! Actually, forget the blackjack. And the party." 
Amen, my brother.
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 26, 2000
"Oh Bender, not The Crushinator"
"No way! A lady like that ya' gotta' finesse!"
Amen, my brother.
Flippy Hippy Posted Apr 28, 2000
Fry: "This is for Bender's martini!"
(sounds of explosions)
Bender: "Well, that won't bring my martini back... (sigh) ...
Hey! - Who wants a martini!"
(brings Martini out of his chest)
Bender's chest is a bit like Mary Poppin's bag, but an alcoholic
kind of Mary Poppins.
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