h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How on earth are we supposed to extract bricks from Keble? Surely it would be easier to obtain a Christ Church Porter's hat or steal one of the cows. Better still, why not attempt to find someone at the Union who admits to being a) a Virgin, b) T-Total or c) Working Class - we did this whilst drunk... it can be quite amusing to hear some of the responses you receive!

or even more unlikey, d) straight

Why do I get the general impression that we are bitter about the Oxford Union? Furthermore, you are either another lost sole who is generally a member of this delightful University of ours, or you have just looked up 'Law', or 'Oxford' and thought you'd hazard a guess at the topic areas! If the former be true, please do tell, from what college do you hail, and what, for your sins, are you reading??