h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree with you about many of your points; lunch breaks are, indeed, being taken from us little by little. And eating cheese is a rather nice way to spend one's lunch break.

However, don't forget that a huge proportion of the world's population also eat roasted amoebas for lunch. This vital part of our diet is often overlooked in favour of more interesting foods, but amoebas are in fact very important.

And once you've eaten roasted amoebas on toast... then you'll never look back.

their bloody expensive though, the amount of amoebas you need to cover a meagre slice of bread.

Yes, and what with inflation these days... things just aren't what they were in my day...

Why, in my day... um... no, I better not start that, it could take a while...