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Ploppy

Aah children. Those little darlings that
crap on you
vomit on you
spill food on you
tread mud on the new carpet
run away from home
vomit on you again (alcohol this time)
work at a burger joint
empty your pockets for a car
empty them again for a wedding
expect you to babysit

My lad is 5, and just getting into the tread mud on the carpet stage.


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